Mr. Twinkles in 'Best of Breed'...

I've noticed that if I type a random word into Google's Image Search field (almost any word will do) I'll get at least one picture of someone's pet. Cats and dogs, of course, make up the majority of these search results, but it's not uncommon to find amusing pictures of peoples' rabbits, ferrets, horses, parrots, what-have-you. Today I stumbled across some Guinea Pigs.
I had no idea that Guinea Pigs came in such a variety of breeds, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised. You can get American Boars or Sows, Satins, Peruvians, and Skinnys (which are all hairless, I think). Many of them have also been blessed with fantastic names, my favourites of which are GlimmerBoy and Vandah Black Crusader. I'm not making this shit up.
Anyway, I chuckled like an ass for a solid forty minutes or so and was inspired to assemble this stupidity.

Clearly, my time is precious.

Posted by karl at January 30, 2004 01:27 AM