LostAndFinders

I refuse to be the one guy to ignore Matt's plea, so in the interest of solidarity I present to you:

Bandy, Wayword and Hatch... the LostandFinders!
Missing a sock? Can't find your glasses? Misplaced your muse? Call the LostandFinders! They'll search high and low, far and wide, forward and backward in time... whatever it takes to bring back the goods!
Disclaimer: Hatch is prone to serious allergy attacks. Reclamation of goods is guaranteed within two days of the contractually agreed upon date at a possible additional expense to the client, to be discussed upon retrieval of said goods.